Bill and Ralph were approaching the first tee. Ralph goes into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend, “Hey, why don’t you try this ball.” He draws a green golf ball out of his bag. “You can’t lose it.” Bill replies, “What do you mean you can’t lose it?” Ralph replies, “I’m serious, you can’t lose it. If you hit it into the woods, it makes a beeping sound, if you hit it into the water it produces bubbles, and if you hit it on the fairway, smoke comes up in order for you to find it.”

Obviously, Bill doesn’t believe him, but Ralph shows him all the possibilities until he is convinced. Bill says, “Wow! That’s incredible! Where did you get that ball?” Ralph replies, “I found it!”

Well here’s the very latest golfing tale! There’s a four member syndicate from Langley, British Columbia, Canada who are now nearly THIRTY MILLION dollars richer after “finding” the lottery jackpot in last Friday’s Lotto Max draw. The group of co-workers Ian McMurtie, Wayne Miller, Tom Moryson and Joe Scully, all absolute golfing fanatics, are now planning celebratory golf trips around the globe including Pebble Beach in California and St. Andrews in Scotland.

Of course you don’t have to be a golfer to play the lottery – neither do you need to visit golf courses around the world; in fact you don’t even need to leave the comfort of your own armchair – all you need to do is follow the links right here at WinTrillions, choose, your game, pick your numbers and then sit back and enjoy the ride. Now THAT’S a plan!

When it comes to using online lottery services, some customers may ask the question, is www.WinTrillions.com fake? The internet is awash with scam operations of one sort or another, so we are sympathetic to the concern and want to dedicate this post to explaining what makes us the leader in our field and an enemy of all lottery scam operators.

WinTrillions has operated as a global lottery messenger service since 2005, providing customers worldwide with access to lottery tickets in 25+ international lotteries and synidcates. We employ a trained team of local representatives and expert customer service staff who togther speak 12 different languages. WinTrillions offers players an exceptional user experience characterized by efficiency, professionalism and concern for the people who have made our success possible – Our customers.

WinTrillions has representatives based in offices all over world – Uruguay, Spain, Cyprus and the UK – who work around the clock to ensure that all lottery tickets are purchased and processed as soon as a customer selects their lottery tickets or syndicate memberships online.

WinTrillions provides clear proofs of purchase that guarantee customer ownership of the ticket, laying to rest any fears that www.WinTrillions.com is fake. Moments after a customer completes a transaction on the site, they receive a confirmation email in their private email account, outlining the details of the purchase including the lottery name, draw number, purchase confirmation, and participation price. In parallel, information regarding each purchase is also automatically stored in a customer’s secure WinTrillions.com account.

Scanned copies of lottery tickets purchased are uploaded to a customer’s private online account even before the lottery draw takes place and a copy is sent via email. Scanned tickets display the customer’s selected numbers and play options, the official lottery logo, date, and a serial number unique to the lottery ticket, providing hard and fast proof that the ticket purchased is owned exclusively by the customer. We also print your name on the ticket before it’s scanned.

In the event of a big win, payment is handled by WinTrillions’s head office, and players are invited to WinTrillions’s local office to collect the winning lottery ticket. From there, the player is handed the ticket in the presence of a legal team and assisted to collect their prize from lottery headquarters.

Since its beginning in 2005, WinTrillions has paid out winnings to the thousands of customers who have purchased lotto tickets or syndicate memberships on the site through our complimentary win collection and payment service. Read more about the recent story of our mystery  mega millions jackpot winner from the US.

So, is www.WinTrillions.com fake? No. We are an established online lottery messenger service that has been in business for almost a decade. We protect our customers’ account information with McAfee and GoDaddy.com 256-bit SSL encryption. We send you scanned copies of each purchased ticket. We automatically transfer wins to your online account. Come and experience the convenience and security of our website. We’re totally confident that you will share in our conclusions, and we invite you to contact WinTrillions friendly customer support team if you have any further questions.

Over the next few days there are some mouth-watering lottery jackpots up for grabs; we’re not just looking at a bottle of wine and box of “choccies” stuff here; but mind-blowing, stupefying, life-changing jackpot prizes worth, MILLIONS!

In just a few hours time it all kicks off, starting with Italy’s SuperEnalotto lottery – 1st prize $107 MILLION, Europe’s EuroMillions – 1^st prize $51 MILLION,  USA’s Mega Millions – 1^st prize $31 MILLION and Power Combo Syndicate – 1^st prize $232 MILLION. Tomorrow, from the USA there’s Powerball – 1st prize $94 MILLION and the Florida Lotto – 1st prize $12 MILLION. There’s also a double whammy from Spain later this week; on Thursday Loteria Nacional has a $16 MILLION 1^st prize and on Saturday’s special Loteria Nacional draw there’s $110 MILLION up for grabs!

Winning the top prize in any of these will require serious party celebrations, aka a “Level Four Shindig”; the kind of party where your guests wake up several days from now and immediately call their attorney’s to find out if they’ve been hauled up before the courts for anything.

A Level Four Shindig is one where your guests have hors d’oeuvres smeared all over their bodies, are performing a ritual dance around the burning house plants, and have consumed all ten gallons of alcohol at the party. The piano goes missing!

The best way to get to Level Four is eggnog. To make eggnog, you’ll need rum, whiskey, wine, gin and, eggs. Combine all ingredients in a large, bowl. If you use enough alcohol you won’t have to worry about them getting salmonella poisoning from the eggs – their alcohol toxicity level will eliminate that possibility.

You’ll know that your party is successful when the police knock on your door; it’s deemed VERY successful if the police lob tear gas through your living-room window. As host, your job is to make sure they don’t arrest anybody; or, if they’re dead set on arresting someone, to make sure it isn’t you.

Of course you’ve got to win the lottery first and to do that you need a ticket and the place to buy that ticket is right here at WinTrillions – but you’ll need to act pretty fast as the countdown to riches beyond your wildest dreams ends in just a few short hours – just follow the links and get ready to party – oh, and save a little eggnog for me!

Did I ever tell you about the multi millionaire lottery winner who was bored and at a bit of a loose end one day? To help pass the time he asked his butler to find him 3 guys who might be up for a sporting challenge. A little while later the butler returned with the 3 challenger hopefuls. The millionaire says “OK here’s the deal – the first one who can swim successfully across this pool filled with sharks, eels, and leaches can have whatever he wants for a prize.”

No one replied and the millionaire was about to give up when all of a sudden he heard a splash; looked around to see one of the men swimming as fast as he could, dodging all the sharks, eels, and leaches. The millionaire was mightily impressed that someone had enough guts take up his challenge, went over to congratulate the swimmer and asked him what he wanted for his prize. The swimmer replied somewhat angrily, “I want the fool who pushed me in!”

So have you ever thought about what you would do if you won a big lottery jackpot? Recently New Zealand Lotteries asked that very same question in a survey of 500 adult lottery players. Some of the more unusual responses included: starting a reptile park; buying Chihuahuas; taking a trip to Australia to hunt pigs; buying a flash dog house with under-floor heating; purchasing a castle; becoming a philanthropic goddess; creating a motorbike track and affording fresh starched linen sheets every night.

But when it came down to reality, actual Lotto winners spent their new winnings on fertility treatment, a gastric bypass, Prada shoes, an ambulance, house bus, a restaurant, varicose vein operation, golf clubs, a Rolex watch, helicopter flights and a pottery kiln.

The survey also listed the top 10 lottery player’s dreams:

1. Travel 23%
2. Invest the money 11%
3. Give to charity 7%
4. Buy a new car or motorbike 7%
5. Give to family or pay off family member debt 5%
6. Purchase property or a house 5%
7. Go on a shopping spree 4%
8. Put it in the bank / bank it and think about it 4%
9. Buy clothes 3%
10. Buy a classic/exotic car or motorbike 3%

So there we have it – the only thing is – to realise any of your own lottery winning dreams you’ve got to have a lottery ticket – the place to get one is right here at WinTrillions where you can play the biggest and richest lotteries in the world and who knows by this time tomorrow you could be organising your very own swimming challenge?