A lady named Sophie finds herself in deep trouble; her business has gone down the tubes and she’s in serious financial trouble. She is so desperate that she decides to ask the Lord for help. She begins to pray… “Lord, please help me. I’ve lost my business and if I don’t get some money, I’m going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery.”

Lottery night arrives and disaster – somebody else wins the jackpot. She again prays …”Lord, please let me win the lottery! I’ve lost my business, my house and I’m going to lose my car as well.” Lottery night comes and she still has no luck.

Once again, she prays…”My Lord, why have you forsaken me?? I’ve lost my business, my house, and my car; my children are starving. I don’t often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lottery this one time so I can get my life back in order.”

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and the woman is confronted by the voice of the Lord Himself: “Sophie, meet me halfway on this – buy a ticket!”

The moral of this tale is simple; however much you want to win the lottery, however much you need to win the lottery, you must have a ticket and the place to buy that ticket is right here at WinTrillions where you can play many of the biggest and richest lotteries in the world. Just take a look at what a winning hand in today’s lottery draws could do for your own bank account – MegaMillions; jackpot $118 MILLION – EuroMillions; jackpot $32 MILLION – EuroJackpot; jackpot $23 MILLION – that little lot might just about tide you over the weekend – providing, of course, you’re a bit careful with your spending!

To use that old hackneyed phrase, “It ain’t over ‘till the fat lady sings.” Well she’s now sung her song and the final chapter in the long running who’s won, who didn’t win, last month’s world record $656 million Mega Millions jackpot has now been written.

There were three winning Mega Millions tickets sold for the March 30, drawing, but it took a week for the first winner – a regular lotto player who decided to remain anonymous – to come forward in Kansas. This led to much speculation and rumour about the identity of the two remaining shareholders until on April 10, a syndicate of three anonymous public school employees from Maryland – known as the “Three Amigos” stepped forward to claim their share of the prize pot which just left one more winner to collect.

Well at a news conference which took place yesterday in Red Bud, a farming community about 40 miles southeast of St. Louis, a retired southern Illinois couple Merle and Patricia Butler laid claim to the third and final share of the record breaking Mega Millions jackpot.

Under lottery rules multi-million dollar winners must appear at a press conference, to “assure other players that prizes are paid to winners”. However in the State of Illinois anonymity is not an option which why the Butlers came forward publicly; the delay gave them time to meet with financial and legal advisers and to allow them to properly prepare for the cameras.

The lucky couple won their share of the booty after buying their ticket at the Moto Mart in Red Bud; additionally Moto Mart’s owner will also receive $500,000 from the lottery as a bonus for selling the winning ticket. So it looks like party time in Red Bud has arrived!

Well there was no jackpot winner in Tuesday’s Mega Millions draw so the jackpot rollover has now risen to a very handy SIXTY FIVE MILLION dollars. Mind you, there was no jackpot winner in yesterday’s Powerball draw either, which means the next Powerball jackpot has climbed to a very, very, very handy indeed ONE HUNDRED and FIFTY TWO MILLION bucks!

As always, if you want in on the action you’ll need a ticket and the place to buy that is right here’s at WinTrillions the world’s largest lottery website, with more games, more jackpots and more chances to win than anywhere else. Remember with WinTrillions you’ll never lose a ticket, never miss a draw and you’re guaranteed to receive your share of prizes whenever you win!

Over the next few days there are some mouth-watering lottery jackpots up for grabs; we’re not just looking at a bottle of wine and box of “choccies” stuff here; but mind-blowing, stupefying, life-changing jackpot prizes worth, MILLIONS!

In just a few hours time it all kicks off, starting with Italy’s SuperEnalotto lottery – 1st prize $107 MILLION, Europe’s EuroMillions – 1^st prize $51 MILLION,  USA’s Mega Millions – 1^st prize $31 MILLION and Power Combo Syndicate – 1^st prize $232 MILLION. Tomorrow, from the USA there’s Powerball – 1st prize $94 MILLION and the Florida Lotto – 1st prize $12 MILLION. There’s also a double whammy from Spain later this week; on Thursday Loteria Nacional has a $16 MILLION 1^st prize and on Saturday’s special Loteria Nacional draw there’s $110 MILLION up for grabs!

Winning the top prize in any of these will require serious party celebrations, aka a “Level Four Shindig”; the kind of party where your guests wake up several days from now and immediately call their attorney’s to find out if they’ve been hauled up before the courts for anything.

A Level Four Shindig is one where your guests have hors d’oeuvres smeared all over their bodies, are performing a ritual dance around the burning house plants, and have consumed all ten gallons of alcohol at the party. The piano goes missing!

The best way to get to Level Four is eggnog. To make eggnog, you’ll need rum, whiskey, wine, gin and, eggs. Combine all ingredients in a large, bowl. If you use enough alcohol you won’t have to worry about them getting salmonella poisoning from the eggs – their alcohol toxicity level will eliminate that possibility.

You’ll know that your party is successful when the police knock on your door; it’s deemed VERY successful if the police lob tear gas through your living-room window. As host, your job is to make sure they don’t arrest anybody; or, if they’re dead set on arresting someone, to make sure it isn’t you.

Of course you’ve got to win the lottery first and to do that you need a ticket and the place to buy that ticket is right here at WinTrillions – but you’ll need to act pretty fast as the countdown to riches beyond your wildest dreams ends in just a few short hours – just follow the links and get ready to party – oh, and save a little eggnog for me!

Let me introduce you to the type of musical-comedy theatrical production called pantomime. Most likely to be found in the United Kingdom and usually performed at Christmas with plots based loosely on traditional children’s stories such as Cinderella, Aladdin and Snow White. British pantomime is aimed squarely at family audiences, nearly always has a hero and a villain and incorporates song, dance, slapstick, in-jokes, topical references and much audience participation.

Whenever the villain shows up on stage the audience is always encouraged to boo and hiss; even to shout out as loudly and noisily as possible, “He’s behind you!” to warn the poor innocent victims of their impending peril. One other must-have is the contradictory interlude, when one of the actors makes a statement which must be diametrically opposed by the audience. The banter goes like this – actor says “…….Oh yes it is – Los Angeles is definitely in Florida!” the audience responds by shouting, “Oh, no it isn’t!” The actor immediately replies “Oh, yes it is!” Followed by “Oh, no it isn’t!” from the audience and so on; each time the responses get louder and louder! Much mirth and merriment and a good time had by all!

Well you might ask, what’s this got to do with last week’s record breaking Mega Millions jackpot? Here’s the plot – last Friday a new world record jackpot worth $640 MILLION was won by 3 WINNERS from Maryland, Kansas and Illinois respectively!

It’s alleged that one of the WINNERS from Maryland; a worker at the local McDonald’s restaurant originally claimed that she was one of the three jackpot winners. Great joy and double choccie shakes all round; particularly as it’s alleged the claimant was part of a McDonald’s co-worker syndicate! Queue audience – loud cheering and clapping! Now bombshell statement from the “ticket holder” who went from “hero” to “villain” in one sentence by announcing that she was indeed part of the McDonald’s group; but she had purchased the winning ticket quite independently of her co-workers and the money was all hers and hers alone! Queue audience – boos and hisses!

When pressed on the point the “winner” retreated further saying that she thought some of the numbers were familiar but refused to show the winning ticket, claiming she had secreted it elsewhere and would produce it in the fullness of time! Queue loud audience – “Oh yes she’s won – oh no she hasn’t!” banter and nobody quite sure of what’s happening! What a plot – the woman’s Attorney doesn’t know whether his client has the winning ticket and Maryland Lottery officials say no one has yet claimed the record jackpot but they plan a news conference later today (Thursday).

Why not make things nice and simple for yourself any buy your lottery tickets right here at WinTrillions where you can safely and securely play many of the world’s richest and biggest lotteries right here on-line without ever have to write a pantomime, worry about disputed ownership, missing a prize deadline, dropping a result, losing your ticket or having it stolen, as we write your name across every ticket, email you with a scanned copy, keep it safely and securely on your behalf, check your numbers and help you with the claim process when you win! Queue audience – aarrrrh!