A passenger train is creeping along, slowly; finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees the conductor walking by outside. “What’s going on?” she yells out the window. “Cow on the track!” replies the conductor. Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace. Within five minutes, however, it stops again – the woman sees the same conductor walk by again. She leans out the window and yells, “What happened – did we catch up with the cow again?”

A slow train is definitely not the best way to describe the mouth-watering lottery rollover jackpots lining up for kick-off over the next three days. Later today, there’s Super Enalotto: jackpot SEVENTY EIGHT MILLION; tomorrow there’s EuroMillions: jackpot FIFTY-NINE MILLION and Mega Millions: jackpot TWENTY-THREE MILLION; on Saturday there’s Powerball: jackpot TWO HUNDRED MILLION; Indiana Hoosier: Jackpot THIRTY-TWO MILLION; Brazil’s Mega Sena: Jackpot TWENTY-SIX MILLION; German Lotto: Jackpot TWENTY-FIVE MILLION and the next Spanish Millionaire Raffle with a ONE HUNDRED and TEN MILLION jackpot!

That little lot added together makes a grand total of FIVE HUNDRED and FIFTY-THREE MILLION greenbacks from just 8 lottery games. Over HALF A BILLION bucks; that’s pretty serious wedge by anyone’s book and might be almost enough to put a smile on your bank manager’s face (I did say ALMOST)!

Now the only similarity between the slow train and a life changing lottery win is you need a ticket for both. The good news is you don’t have to look all over the place to find out where to buy one – if you’re reading this you’re already found the place, right here at WinTrillions – just follow the links and you’re sure to be on the train – win all of the jackpots and you can BUY the train!

Here’s something to get you thinking: if you lose a hundred bucks you’ll probably feel a bit hacked off; however should you WIN a hundred you’ll no doubt feel pretty good! Now the problem is this; if you’ve just lost the $100 the feelings you have about losing it, hack you off TWICE AS MUCH as any excitement you feel from winning the $100! Is that heavy, or what? This phenomenon is known universally as “loss aversion!”

Still need to be convinced? Toss a coin – heads you win a $100; tails you lose a $100. If you’re not comfortable with a straight 50 / 50, win / lose choice, then decide the biggest amount you ARE comfortable losing? To measure your degree of loss aversion, just divide $100 by your chosen amount.

Now that’s pretty much what we do whenever we decide to buy a lottery ticket, except we don’t do it scientifically! Most of us would probably be very uncomfortable about buying one million greenbacks worth of lottery tickets on the possibility of winning a multi-million jackpot, always assuming you had a spare million in the first place, but will quite readily spend one dollar on a lottery ticket to win the same jackpot, simply because one dollar is what we ARE comfortable with. Sociologists and anthropologists reckon loss aversion has helped humans survive in earlier environments, when the opportunity for gain by hunting down mega-beasts to eat was perceived to be far greater that any potential danger arising from the hunt itself!

So there we have it – if ever proof was needed – playing the lottery is obviously in our human DNA – so what are you waiting for? Never mind “mega-beasts” there are some “mega-million” jackpots up for grabs this very week, including Powerball, Super Enalotto, Indiana Hoosier, and EuroMillions with a collective total of TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHT SEVEN MILLION dollars between them, and that’s just from 4 lotteries – the only requisite is a ticket and you can get one of those right here at WinTrillions, where you can play the world’s biggest and richest lotteries, without ever leaving your personal comfort zone or having to hunt down or be eaten by a mega-beast!

How to develop your psychic powers: Think of a number between 2 and 9 – multiply the number by 9 – add the two digits together – subtract 5 from the number you now have. Convert the number into a letter:1 = a, 2 = b, 3 = c, etc., think of a European Country starting with that letter, now think of the second letter of that country, think of an animal that starts with that letter (note: this must be an animal – not a bird!), what colour is your animal?

Now concentrate carefully on your answers – if you’re thinking “elephant” you’ve cracked it! If you didn’t get that exact answer, you either thought of a really obscure country, a virtually unknown mammal, or you need to re-check your maths and try again!

Once you’ve perfected your technique the next step is to try this out on your buddies whenever you’re next in your local bar – doubles all round and your reputation as one of the world’s leading clairvoyants instantly established. Of course, you can’t repeat it too frequently otherwise the secret of your newly found mystic powers might come under serious sceptical scrutiny leading to your possible expulsion from the Circle of Psychics!

The moral here is you don’t actually have to be clairvoyant or need to join the Circle of Psychics to know that there’s some very serious lottery cash up for grabs this week, what’s more there will be some very happy and newly rich people by the weekend. There’s over $270 million on offer from just five midweek lotteries alone; today there’s Super Enalotto, Mega Millions and EuroMillions worth $68.7 million; $50 million and $44 million respectively; tomorrow there’s Powerball and Indiana Hoosier Lotto with $80 million and $30 million respectively, up for grabs!

As always if you really want a slice of the action then you do need a ticket and the best place to buy that ticket is right here at WinTrillions, where you can buy your tickets for the biggest and richest lottery syndicates in the world!

Every Friday Bert and Jack played a weekly game of golf until suddenly the arrangement stopped. “Why don’t you play golf with Jack any more?” asked Bert’s wife. Bert replied: “Would you play with someone who kicks his ball out of a bunker when no one is looking, who deliberately coughs halfway through his opponent’s backswing and who lies about his handicap?” “I guess not,” said the wife. “Well,” said Bert, “Neither will Jack!”

Well today’s Friday, the weekend start’s here and you don’t need to either play golf or fall out with your golfing buddies to play for the big money lottery jackpots just ripe for the picking between now and tomorrow evening.

Today there’s:

• USA – Mega Millions – $42 million
• Europe – EuroMillions – $36 million
• France – France Lotto – $16.6 million

Tomorrow there’s:

• Spain – Special Draw – $107.8 million
• Italy – Super Enalotto – $67.7 million
• USA – Powerball – $66 million
• USA – Indiana Hoosier Lotto – $29.5 million
• Canada – Lotto 6/49 – $15 million

Remember you can play all of these lotteries together with many other of the world’s biggest and richest draws and raffles right here at WinTrillions. All you need to do is choose your games, pick your numbers, tell us what they are, wait for the results and collect your money!