A lady named Sophie finds herself in deep trouble; her business has gone down the tubes and she’s in serious financial trouble. She is so desperate that she decides to ask the Lord for help. She begins to pray… “Lord, please help me. I’ve lost my business and if I don’t get some money, I’m going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery.”

Lottery night arrives and disaster – somebody else wins the jackpot. She again prays …”Lord, please let me win the lottery! I’ve lost my business, my house and I’m going to lose my car as well.” Lottery night comes and she still has no luck.

Once again, she prays…”My Lord, why have you forsaken me?? I’ve lost my business, my house, and my car; my children are starving. I don’t often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lottery this one time so I can get my life back in order.”

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and the woman is confronted by the voice of the Lord Himself: “Sophie, meet me halfway on this – buy a ticket!”

The moral of this tale is simple; however much you want to win the lottery, however much you need to win the lottery, you must have a ticket and the place to buy that ticket is right here at WinTrillions where you can play many of the biggest and richest lotteries in the world. Just take a look at what a winning hand in today’s lottery draws could do for your own bank account – MegaMillions; jackpot $118 MILLION – EuroMillions; jackpot $32 MILLION – EuroJackpot; jackpot $23 MILLION – that little lot might just about tide you over the weekend – providing, of course, you’re a bit careful with your spending!

Over the next few days there are some mouth-watering lottery jackpots up for grabs; we’re not just looking at a bottle of wine and box of “choccies” stuff here; but mind-blowing, stupefying, life-changing jackpot prizes worth, MILLIONS!

In just a few hours time it all kicks off, starting with Italy’s SuperEnalotto lottery – 1st prize $107 MILLION, Europe’s EuroMillions – 1^st prize $51 MILLION,  USA’s Mega Millions – 1^st prize $31 MILLION and Power Combo Syndicate – 1^st prize $232 MILLION. Tomorrow, from the USA there’s Powerball – 1st prize $94 MILLION and the Florida Lotto – 1st prize $12 MILLION. There’s also a double whammy from Spain later this week; on Thursday Loteria Nacional has a $16 MILLION 1^st prize and on Saturday’s special Loteria Nacional draw there’s $110 MILLION up for grabs!

Winning the top prize in any of these will require serious party celebrations, aka a “Level Four Shindig”; the kind of party where your guests wake up several days from now and immediately call their attorney’s to find out if they’ve been hauled up before the courts for anything.

A Level Four Shindig is one where your guests have hors d’oeuvres smeared all over their bodies, are performing a ritual dance around the burning house plants, and have consumed all ten gallons of alcohol at the party. The piano goes missing!

The best way to get to Level Four is eggnog. To make eggnog, you’ll need rum, whiskey, wine, gin and, eggs. Combine all ingredients in a large, bowl. If you use enough alcohol you won’t have to worry about them getting salmonella poisoning from the eggs – their alcohol toxicity level will eliminate that possibility.

You’ll know that your party is successful when the police knock on your door; it’s deemed VERY successful if the police lob tear gas through your living-room window. As host, your job is to make sure they don’t arrest anybody; or, if they’re dead set on arresting someone, to make sure it isn’t you.

Of course you’ve got to win the lottery first and to do that you need a ticket and the place to buy that ticket is right here at WinTrillions – but you’ll need to act pretty fast as the countdown to riches beyond your wildest dreams ends in just a few short hours – just follow the links and get ready to party – oh, and save a little eggnog for me!

Phew – what a week that was! A world gripped by lottery fever – frenetic last minute ticket buying – a Mega Millions lottery jackpot that jumped nearly $100 MILLION from an estimated $356 MILLION last Monday to a new world record of $640 MILLION and 3 jackpot WINNERS from Maryland, Kansas and Illinois respectively!

Another 161 players: 1 from Arizona, 1 from Arkansas, 29 from California, 2 from Colorado, 1 from Connecticut, 1 from Delaware, 6 from Georgia, 2 from Idaho, 11 from Illinois, 1 from Indiana, 1 from Kansas, 4 from Kentucky, 2 from Louisiana, 4 from Maryland, 5 from Massachusetts, 6 from Michigan, 4 from Minnesota, 1 from Missouri, 5 from New Jersey, 1 from New Mexico, 17 from New York, 4 from North Carolina, 10 from Ohio, 1 from Oklahoma, 5 from Pennsylvania, 1 from Rhode Island, 1 from South Carolina, 1 from South Dakota, 2 from Tennessee, 14 from Texas, 5 from Virginia, 5 from Washington, 1 from West Virginia, 3 from Wisconsin, narrowly missed a slice of the jackpot cake by matching the five main numbers: 02 – 04 – 23 – 38 – 46 but passed on the number 23 Mega Ball; still they did manage to blag at least $227,000 apiece as consolation.

Another 897 players pocketed at least $10,000 each for matching 4 mains and the Mega Ball. The remainder of the available prize pot was shared between 16,351,557 other Mega Millions players with prizes ranging from $2 up to $160.

So what happens next? Well the Mega Millions jackpot is reset to its starting point of $12 MILLION ready for the next draw tomorrow and the whole cycle starts all over again. Whilst last Friday’s Mega Millions jackpot was indeed big, don’t forget there are a couple of other big, big lottery jackpots just waiting for a winner this week. Right alongside tomorrows Mega Millions is Italy’s SuperEnalotto with a jackpot standing at ONE HUNDRED and FIVE MILLION bucks, EuroMillions with a TWENTY EIGHT MILLION dollar jackpot and on Wednesday there’s the USA’s Powerball draw with SEVENTY MILLION greenbacks in the pot.

To buy tickets for these and many more of the world’s biggest and richest lotteries, just click the links right here at WinTrillions and its JOB DONE!

Just to make up for the fact that neither Mega Millions, SuperEnalotto, Powerball, EuroMillions, Lotto 6/49, California Super Lotto or indeed many other big name lotteries managed to land first prize jackpot winners over the weekend, here’s a couple of recently published newspaper headlines for you to mull over – I’ll leave you to write your own stories.

“Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers!” and “If Strike isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last a While!” That’ll help you while away some time until this week’s midweek lottery draws kick off!

Of course no big prize takers means only one thing; massive rollover prizes! Starting tomorrow, Mar. 13!

USA – Mega Millions: jackpot $171 MILLION – previous rollover jackpot $206 MILLION hit on Dec. 27, 2011.

Italy – SuperEnalotto: jackpot $95.4 MILLION – previous rollover jackpot $87.4 MILLION hit on Sep. 22, 2011.

Europe – EuroMillions: jackpot $43.2 MILLION – previous rollover jackpot $54 MILLION hit on Feb. 7, 2012.

On Wednesday Mar. 14!

USA – Powerball: jackpot $171 MILLION – previous rollover jackpot $40 MILLION hit on Mar. 7, 2012.

Canada – Lotto 6/49: jackpot CAN$13 MILLION – previous rollover jackpot CAN$15.5 MILLION hit on Feb. 11, 2012.

USA – California Super Lotto: jackpot $11 MILLION – previous rollover jackpot $11 MILLION hit on Jan. 7, 2012.

So that’s a MASSIVE wedge amounting to a touch over HALF of ONE BILLION greenbacks ready for the taking all inside the next 72 hours and guess what? Your name could well be written all over the winning ticket – but – only if you’ve got a ticket in the first place! The place to get that ticket is simply right here at WinTrillions, where you can play not just Mega Millions, SuperEnalotto, EuroMillions, Powerball, Lotto 6/49 and the California Super Lotto but many, many more of the world’s biggest and richest lotteries – just click the links to buy your ticket and instead of making up your own stories to match the headlines – YOU could well be the headline AND the main feature of the story!