Just to make up for the fact that neither Mega Millions, SuperEnalotto, Powerball, EuroMillions, Lotto 6/49, California Super Lotto or indeed many other big name lotteries managed to land first prize jackpot winners over the weekend, here’s a couple of recently published newspaper headlines for you to mull over – I’ll leave you to write your own stories.

“Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers!” and “If Strike isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last a While!” That’ll help you while away some time until this week’s midweek lottery draws kick off!

Of course no big prize takers means only one thing; massive rollover prizes! Starting tomorrow, Mar. 13!

USA – Mega Millions: jackpot $171 MILLION – previous rollover jackpot $206 MILLION hit on Dec. 27, 2011.

Italy – SuperEnalotto: jackpot $95.4 MILLION – previous rollover jackpot $87.4 MILLION hit on Sep. 22, 2011.

Europe – EuroMillions: jackpot $43.2 MILLION – previous rollover jackpot $54 MILLION hit on Feb. 7, 2012.

On Wednesday Mar. 14!

USA – Powerball: jackpot $171 MILLION – previous rollover jackpot $40 MILLION hit on Mar. 7, 2012.

Canada – Lotto 6/49: jackpot CAN$13 MILLION – previous rollover jackpot CAN$15.5 MILLION hit on Feb. 11, 2012.

USA – California Super Lotto: jackpot $11 MILLION – previous rollover jackpot $11 MILLION hit on Jan. 7, 2012.

So that’s a MASSIVE wedge amounting to a touch over HALF of ONE BILLION greenbacks ready for the taking all inside the next 72 hours and guess what? Your name could well be written all over the winning ticket – but – only if you’ve got a ticket in the first place! The place to get that ticket is simply right here at WinTrillions, where you can play not just Mega Millions, SuperEnalotto, EuroMillions, Powerball, Lotto 6/49 and the California Super Lotto but many, many more of the world’s biggest and richest lotteries – just click the links to buy your ticket and instead of making up your own stories to match the headlines – YOU could well be the headline AND the main feature of the story!

Well tie me to an anthill and fill my ears with jam! If you’ve got $1,581,000 burning a hole in your pocket and are looking for a world cruise to provide a little light relief and distraction from the woes of the planet; then look no further – the eagle has landed! A 124 day world cruise for two – a real bargain – a mere snip – just $12,600 a day!

The epic cruise created by Six Star Cruises departs from Los Angeles and includes visits to 28 countries including French Polynesia, New Zealand, Malaysia, the Maldives and Mauritius. You’ll be allocated the Royal Suite onboard the ‘Silver Whisper’, part of the luxurious Silversea portfolio of luxury vessels which includes two bedrooms over 1,000 sq ft, two marbled bathrooms, separate dining area and bar and two spacious verandas.

The package also includes a four night pre-cruise stay in the top suite of the Beverly Wilshire Hotel in Beverly Hills, LA, and a four night post-cruise stay in an apartment set in a gated community on Sunset Island, Miami featuring a rooftop Jacuzzi, in-home cinema plus a dedicated butler! Way to go – the only snag is, with the whole shemozzle weighing in at $12,600 a day, you’ll only have about 18 grand left out of your original $1,581,000 for spending – so take it easy with the tipping!

Of course $1,581,000 is mere chicken feed against the lottery jackpots lined up for the next couple of days; later tonight there’s USA’s Mega Millions – jackpot $83 MILLION; Europe’s EuroMillions – jackpot $72 MILLION; tomorrow there’s Italy’s SuperEnalotto – jackpot $90 MILLION and USA’s Powerball – jackpot $70 MILLION – win any of these and the price of your cruise looks pretty good value.

As ever, to be in with any chance of the big money you’ll need a ticket and as ever, the place to buy that ticket is right here at WinTrillions where you can play for the biggest lottery jackpots in the world! Now shiver me timbers – did anyone see where I’ve left the menu for the Captain’s table?

A man walking along a New Jersey beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden he said out loud, “God, grant me one wish.” Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice God said, “Because you have had the faith to ask, I will grant you one wish.” The man said, “Build a bridge to Italy, so I can drive over anytime I want to.”

God said, “Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the ocean! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honour and glorify me.”

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, “God, I have been married and divorced four times. All of my wives said that I am uncaring and insensitive. Here is my wish: I would like to know how to make a woman happy.”

After a few minutes God said, “You want two lanes or four on that bridge?”

You’ve just got to ask yourself one question – why build a bridge to Italy? Could it be that the guy wants to buy tickets to play SuperEnalotto; Italy’s most popular national lottery game which often produces jackpots of record breaking proportions? The draw takes place every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday and is played by millions each week; in order to win you just need to hit 6 numbers from 1 to 90. The highest jackpot payout was a massive $230,241,224 back in October 2010; however unlike many other lotteries around the globe there is NO CAP on the amount of times that a SuperEnalotto jackpot can rollover!

The next SuperEnalotto draw is later today and the jackpot stands at a tasty EIGHTY THREE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED and EIGHTY – EIGHT THOUSAND dollars! So there’s still time to get in on the act; what’s more you don’t really need to build a bridge to drive to Italy in order to buy a SuperEnalotto ticket – you can do that right here at WinTrillions without even leaving your house – on the other hand if you’re serious about driving and you do match the 6 mains then you’ll need an order form for a Lamborghini Reventon – at a mere $1,600,000 it’s a bargain!

Well as well all now know the pumped up Powerball lottery definitely came up trumps last Saturday and delivered a massive $336.4 million jackpot to an as yet unnamed Rhode Island ticket holder. Just to remind you what the makeover means for Powerball aficionados – the average jackpot pool rises to $255 million; the guaranteed starting jackpot doubles from $20 million to $40 million, match 5 main numbers without the Powerball prize, you’ll win a $1 million, take the Power Play option and your $1 million immediately doubles to $2 million; at the same time the odds of hitting a big win prize improve from 1 in 35 to 1 in 31.8!

Whilst Saturday’s jackpot turned out to be the sixth-largest lottery win in U.S. history – the big question of the day is how high could a rollover jackpot go? Here’s a clue, if last Saturday’s Powerball draw had not tuned in a winner then the rollover jackpot would have hit a COLOSSAL $415 MILLION this week!

Big jackpots simply attract record ticket sales and it would now appear that anything is possible; which means that the newly pimped Powerball draw could actually see the jackpot hit a $1 BILLION! A BILLION greenbacks – now that’s just got to be pretty serious wedge in anyone’s book!

Of course just as always you need a ticket – it’s the only sure fire way to pull a jackpot in any lottery, anywhere in the world – the place to buy that ticket is right here at WinTrillions. The next Powerball game is tomorrow and it starts at a mere $40 MILLION; but if you want to try your luck today then Italy’s Super Enalotto has $83 MILLION up for grabs and the USA’s Mega Millions has $51 MILLION which Lady Luck might have earmarked just for you!